Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
