Monday, November 1, 2010

Quotes

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

5 comments:

  1. The first two I thought were pretty hilarious but the third I didn't get at first.

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  2. The 3rd one reminds me of a joke/question:

    What's the difference between a 10 story fall and a 3 story fall?

    10 story fall: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *splat*

    3 story fall: *splat* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LEGS!

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  3. I think the one with pee in it was a little inappropriate.

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  4. Agreed teacherofeagles, i just deleted my internetz after seeing that.

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