Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
These are pretty funny, haha.
ReplyDeleteThe first two I thought were pretty hilarious but the third I didn't get at first.
ReplyDeleteThe 3rd one reminds me of a joke/question:
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between a 10 story fall and a 3 story fall?
10 story fall: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *splat*
3 story fall: *splat* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LEGS!
I think the one with pee in it was a little inappropriate.
ReplyDeleteAgreed teacherofeagles, i just deleted my internetz after seeing that.
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